Bottled or Tap, Fizzy or Still, Mouthwash or None?
Lititz, Pa. residents were halitosis-free recently after a “leaking manhole gasket in the Listerine production area” at a Johnson & Johnson plant spewed mouthwash flavoring into the town’s water supply.
More here. Town residents should be thankful that it was the minty-fresh and not the mediciney-stale variety of Listerine.
If you’re wearing an aluminum-foil helmet as you read this, you probably think this is just another government H20 mind-control tactic.
