Britney Spears Sane, Attractive, and Rational Compared to PETA

Posted by Baylen on Feb. 13, 2008

The douchebags at PETA think they know why Britney Spears is a walking meltdown: it’s because she eats meat and dairy products.

It’s not as if celebrity vegetarians are a particularly healthy bunch: Alicia Silverstone (formerly fat vegan); Paula Abdul (often drunk, along with fellow vegetarians Peter Buck of R.E.M., Belinda Carlisle of the Go-Gos, and one-time actress Brett Butler); Brigitte Bardot (crazy); Posh Spice (dangerously thin and ugly); Fiona Apple (see Posh Spice); Kirk Cameron (possessed by the Lord); and Adolph Hitler (not exactly a celebrity, but a vegetarian for the most part nonetheless).

Speaking of eugenicists, PETA recently suggested Britney’s pregnant sixteen-year-old sister should be neutered. More PETA and Britney coverage at The Superficial.

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