This Week in Bacon
This week’s TWIB celebrates Archie McPhee’s Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo. Yes, that’s right, a bacon-scented tuxedo.
There’s a theory that everything is better with bacon. We believe that theory with all of our heart. To that end, we are introducing our line of bacon formal wear with Uncle Oinker’s Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo. You can get married in bacon, get confirmed in bacon or go to the Oscars in bacon! Wait until Joan Rivers gets a whiff of you.
Each Tuxedo is tailored from chemically treated latex print fabric in one of four different sizes. Best of all, it smells just like bacon sizzling in the pan. Dry clean only.
That’s nice and all, but it’s too late for prom. (And I’m 36 years old.) I might just go for a pound of Marini’s chocolate-covered bacon instead.
Thanks to Sean and Courtney for the links.
