Democratic Presidential Candidates… Snap!
John Kerry–Membah him?, Perez Hilton might ask–recently took the unusual step of posing for photos with bunches of boozing coeds (pictured). What gives, wonders the Boston Herald.
The shots show the former White House wannabe posing with a pack of young ladies who are wielding cups, beer cans and straws shaped like penises.
Par-tay!
In other pics, the gals are carrying on sans the senator. In one snap a reveler, who appears to be three-to-five sheets to the wind, is having a panty-exposing wardrobe malfunction as she’s helped up from the floor.
…[A Kerry aide] said Kerry and two friends were walking on the dock after having dinner at the Straight Wharf restaurant when the senator was recognized by “a large group” on a boat who asked if they could get a photo.
Right. Sure. Just happened that way. I always get accosted by coeds wielding straws shaped like…
Barack Obama, meanwhile, is telling a similar ambush story. Seems Obama told Maureen Dowd he got pwned at a Berlin restaurant by a German tabloid. A resulting article referenced his “firm rear end,” and shows him posing with a comely journalist. Those Dems.