Coffee vs. Boobs: Celebrity Death Match

milky coffeeA quandary:

1) Coffee reduces breast size.

2) Coffee also reduces breast cancer.

Tie-breaker: Coffee is delicious.

Coffee wins!

A new Swedish study finds that about half of all women possess a gene shown to link size to coffee intake.

“Drinking coffee can have a major effect on breast size,” said Helena Jernström, a lecturer in experimental oncology at Lund University….While a regular brew appears to have a somewhat deflationary aspect, there is also one very positive effect in that coffee reduces the risk of breast cancer.

Thanks to fellow Crispy blogger Jacob for bringing this vital medical news to my attention.

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  • Roxanne
    For some reason, the fact that this study was done in Sweden made me laugh...
  • me
    If coffee reduced breast size I would be flat as a pancake. Let's just say that if that were true, one would never be able to pick me out as a coffee drinker on sight.
  • I'm with you, this claims are not true and I don't believe it, except reduces breast cancer.
  • To be frank, I dont trust on this study. Many girls drink are coffee holic but still have big breast
  • I hope that this news wouldn't scare people from drinking coffee, or motivate them into addiction. But rather open their eyes about its pros, and have a better understanding of its negative effects as well. Thank you for bringing this vital medical news to our attention. Looking forward to see more! :)
  • Well there's no risk if we try this one, besides for many people drinking coffee has been a habit. Even if it works or not why don't we give it a try there's nothing to loose.
  • Oh well, is this proven? Anyway, drinking coffee is one of my habits. Because coffee is relaxing.
  • Whoa, i gotta tell my girl to stop taking coffee then!
  • No wonder I love coffee! But since the day my coffee addiction started, my breasts are still perky as they have always been! =)
  • Hooray for coffee! I love to drink coffee specially when I'm going to work for long hours. Glad to hear that coffee can reduce the risk of breast cancer.
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