BK Lets You Smell Like Seared Meat for Just $3

Posted by Baylen on Dec. 18, 2008

BURGER KING® FLAME™ - Body spray of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat..jpgWho but the odd vegan doesn’t love the smell of a flame-broiled burger? Lots of hands. I see lots of hands up.

Now who doesn’t want to smell like a flame-broiled burger?

Just in time for the festive season, [Burger King] has released its very own men’s body spray, Flame.

Not recommended for vegetarians, Flame is being promoted as “the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broilled meat”.

While the smell itself might not inspire confidence, the price will.

Flame is on sale for the credit crunch-busting sum of just $3.99 (£2.65), suggesting the Burger King promotions department has realised their contribution to the fragrance market might work best as a novelty stocking-filler.

Fewer hands.

More here. Buy online at the Barry White-ified firemeatsdesire.com firemeetsdesire.com.

Thanks to Emory Law 2L, fellow IJ conference attendee, and Old Style scriptwriter Brian Ewart for the tip.

My response, BTW, to the link Ewart sent: “I and thousands of others like me are finally vindicated after having been criticized for so many years for using meat patties as cologne.”

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  • Brian
    It's sold out already :(
  • I didn't expect that people would flock to this kind of this deviant perfume. But again, there are more carnivores that vegans. Not my fancy though, I'd rather wear the sweet scent of chocolate by Axe's dark temptation. Sweet-smelling, deliciously irresistible, and most importantly does not smell greasy! ;)
  • Wow, that is such a unique perfume. I want to smell its scent. Is it available all burger kings?
  • Radical perfume. But be wary if your partner's a vegan, unless you want to scare him/her away.
  • For meat lovers out there, this will surely be an aphrodisiac that they would find deliciously irresistible.
  • Ahhck! I know that this will be appealing to carnivores, but as a vegetarian this scent could make me puke!
  • kind of nasty smell of toys
  • yes very nasty smell wow
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