And He’s Not a Real Cap’n, Either
Judge dismisses lawsuit by California woman. Says reasonable consumers know the difference between berries (strawberries, blueberries, and the like) and Crunchberries.
The plaintiff, Janine Sugawara, alleged that she had only recently learned to her dismay that said “berries” were in fact simply brightly-colored cereal balls, and that although the product did contain some strawberry fruit concentrate, it was not otherwise redeemed by fruit. She sued, on behalf of herself and all similarly situated consumers who also apparently believed that there are fields somewhere in our land thronged by crunchberry bushes.
Which should leave the Cap’n free to return to his gig as the nation’s most prolific roof-of-the-mouth cutter. More at Lowering the Bar.
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