Blood for Barter
Usually when I donate a pint I’m given coupons to crap places I never patronize (Applebee’s) but this time out I received something truly useful: a coupon for a free gallon of Friendly’s ice cream. Yes, it’s Friendly’s, but it’s ice cream. For blood. Which, if you know me, is the closing of some kind of cosmic circuit.
The deal is being offered throughout New England during July and August.
I’ve been racking my brain to think of what other bodily fluids a healthy, libidinous white male could exchange for frozen treats… Wait a minute! Does anybody know how to milk your own pancreas?
