Quick Bites

Sometimes the headline says it all: “Man dressed as Breathalyzer suspected of drunk driving.” [Oxford Press]
There’s more than one way to kill a clam. I prefer frying to oxygen deprivation. [Reno Gazette-Journal]
The Redskins sell beer at FedEx Field in the… men’s room. [YouTube]
Menu labeling requirements folded into healthcare bill. [Furious Seasons]
Lyin’ about lions. Famous African man-eaters in late 1800s only killed and ate an almost kitten-like 35 people, not the long-alleged 135. [MSNBC]
Secretes of the Worcestershire sauce recipe revealed. [Daily Mail]