Quick Bites
Groundhog makes a fine bologna. “There was a guy in St. Thomas who would go out and make bologna out of different animals. He made groundhog bologna, beaver bologna, crow bologna, everything.” [Chambersburg Public Opinion]
Russian fans throw bagels at adultshamble Pete Doherty. [Celebuzz]
Thai taxi driver suspected of launching bags of poo “and putrid fermented fish into the compound of Prime Minister Abhisit Vejjajiva’s residence.” The poo I get, but according to the article “fermented fish [is]… a northeastern food speciality.” [Thai News Agency]
Checkout clerk at British supermarket giant Tesco demands ID from woman buying cheese-and-onion quiche. [Daily Mail]
What do you get when you cross bingo, a Vodka Stinger, and a c**t? Cops come a’calling. [Village Voice]
National Pancake Day returns February 23. [IHOP]
