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‘Major League Eating: The Game’
In what gaming and food fans like me will no doubt consider the best news in both since the debut of Burgertime in, um, 1982, Mastiff games is planning to release a competitive-eating game on May 12. Just in time for me to finish finals and spend my entire summer playing! From the punny press release:
…Major League Eating: The Game, will makes its debut as an exclusive on WiiWare™, Nintendo’s new downloadable game service for the Wii™ console, which launches May 12 in North America. The game will make extensive use of the Wii Remote™ to simulate the fast and furious action of a professional eating competition.
“Watching Major League Eating is like watching poetry in motion” says Bill Swartz, Head Woof at Mastiff. “Professional gurgitators have the grace of ballerinas yet the brute strength, mental focus, and intestinal fortitude to push their bodies and minds as hard as athletes in any other extreme endurance sport. Victory is sweet and defeat can be well, really, really messy. It’s an experience we’re proud to help bring into the home.”
The game features the world’s greatest gurgitory athletes competing across a variety of foods and venues. Built much like a classic fighting game and deeper than a Chicago style deep-dish pizza, MLE: The Game requires players to master a smorgasbord of offensive and defensive weapons including bites, burps, belches, mustard gas and jalapeño flames while cramming and chewing food at a world-class pace. It’s not for the faint of heart, the slow of reflex, or those with an overly strong aversion to a Technicolor reversal of fortune.
Ah, yes. The “reversal of fortune”, also known as booting or — in keeping with the “Major League” theme — hurling.
Screen capture via Slashfood, which has more on the game.
Play Burgertime online here. And isn’t it about time you picked up a Wii?
